Disease Registry

Ok, found another part of that website: http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease . type in your name and you'll find your disease.

Stay away from this:

You are suffering fromAshleyosis.
Cause: lack of squirty cream
Symptoms: blue blotches, vague anxiety, jaw dislocation
Cure: take one and a half spoons of cough medicine every day before meals


This is what Chris is suffering from:

You are suffering fromChris' Lurgy.
Cause: spread by rats
Symptoms: bowel infrequency, vague tunnel vision, flushing, cockney accent
Cure: psychiatry


HAHAHAHA. and....i'm still a dork.